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There was a maze, and there was a monster. The monster took its breath to hold, but chase down it did. And then it turned around, and in a loud, nasal, grating voice, spoke its name:
HELLO! FRANK WALKER FROM NATIONAL TILES!
The greatest range of cheap TILES you've ever seen! It's Advertising the TILES! AND YOU CAN FRANCHISE TOO! IT'S THE GREATEST RANGE OF TILES!!!!! UP TO 30% SLASHED ON THE TILES!!!!
And then it disappeared.
For non-Australians[edit | edit source]
National Tiles is a tile company, who were founded by Frank Walker. He's been making these crazy ads for 20 years.