Neanderthals
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Also known as Cavemen and Homo Neanderthalsaioujhdgjekwdsfhidusfihsomethingidontknowhowtospellcuzitsnerdyasfuck, Neanderthals were a bunch of gay Proto-Europeans that fucked each other to death. Yeah. That's why they died. They were so gay they didn't make enough kids so humanity fucked them over. Honestly it sucks they were all gay, we could a had INTELLIGENT life on Earth. Reaaaaaly sucks because we're all stupid. We're practically raping the Earth for oil these days, ripping each other into some red bits for fun or out of rage. We're so stupid. These dudes were better than us because at least they didn't kill themselves. Credits to them for TRYING to fuck each other I guess.
before now | a little before now | now |
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yep | dead | dead |
uh huh | dead | dead |
i think you get it | dead | dead |
above is how awesome they were or something