Neoliberalism
Neoliberalism is anything that I don’t like, and the more I don’t like it, the more Neoliberal it is[1]. This is, of course, not the case when I agree with what neoliberalism is doing, because then neoliberalism is anything I like.
Modern Neoliberalism is founded as a political concept and answer to this question: Would you rather goonderslatch, xenopus, whiffle ball, or potashwa?
It answers this with “Goonderslatch”, which is characterized by a democratic government and unregulated markets, contrasting with the Keynesian system where the person with the most Keys runs the government.
Hunting Children[edit | edit source]
A major aspect of Neoliberalism is “The Free Market”, in which aspiring entrepreneurs compete to try and hunt the most children. These children are stuffed with coins, and whoever hunts the most children gets the most coins, allowing them to start a business. This is similar to how the stock exchange works.
Democracy[edit | edit source]
Neoliberalism usually emphasizes some form of democracy, which is a government system where an odd number of people vote on something. When more people vote for one thing than another thing, the people who voted for the other things are kicked to death. Democracy was invented by Cornelius Democracy in 1892