Neuronic fat

Complaint no.1: The information bureau issued me with this traumatic insemination kit!

Complaint no.2: They have some mighty caravans in the midnight! Contort their facial stimulants!

Response to NO.1: WE WOULD LIKE TO ASSURE CUSTOMERS THAT NO MICE WERE FILMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS HURT...

Response to NO.2: WE WOULD LIKE TO ASSURE CUSTOMERS THAT CARAVANS APPEAR LIGHT TO THE EYE, BUT NOT TO THE HEART..

ATTEMPTING SWITCHLOCK

Mouse: CALF ME! we almost got out alive. The radios bollocked!!