Newsagents

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To protect the heavily shy News from the Media's nasty bullying, News has hired several protective body guards and to a lesser extent sex slaves to guard his safety.

The Newsagents carry out daily tasks such as masturbation, protecting, masturbation, cooking, masturbation, keeping the peace, masturbation, grooming, masturbation, scratching, masturbation, masturbation, masturbation, masturbation, masturbation, masturbation, masturbation, masturbation, masturbation, and masturbation.