Newton's 4th Law : The Vanishing Effect

The Vanishing effect : The theory of the idea that when somebody can no longer find a missing item, it is because the item has been taken into a 7th dimensional wormhole.

Harrington Newmanshite, the founder of this theory, experienced this wormhole first hand.

"When I was a young child, my mother found that misplacing me would be a reasonable alternative to taking me to an orphanage. Leaving me in her high school bathroom, she placed me in the stall and proceeded to smear feces all over the stall door, ensuring no one would enter the stall and find myself."

But there was hope yet.

"Suddenly, a blinding light appeared from the toilet. Then the toilet basically exploded. Flying feces proceeded to swarm the room, covering everything in sight. I can't recall myself screaming, but I know i must've been, because flying sh*t is pretty terrifying. Then, the eruption stopped. Out of the toilet came the magical, fat figure of Wario. He looked at me, and let out a sharp grin."

Wario, for anyone that doesn't know, is a plump disgruntled ex employee of the Mushroom Kingdom, who fled down a plumbing system when he got super butthurt over Mario stealing his spotlight, and shanked a young toad baby.

"Wario did not utter a word, but simply grabbed me and proceeded to jump down into the toilet. After traveling through a purple space area that I can only presume was a wormhole, we flew out into a giant junkyard. Everywhere, missing items of people lied everywhere. I was horrified. I began crying, and at this point Wario begun to realize i wasn't a toy doll. He threw me back through the wormhole, where i flew out into the arms of a nun who took me into her care."

Nobody has been able to find a source of this wormhole since the incident with Newmanshite, but evidence is there. Trust me, it is.