Nilbog is UNIX Spelled Backwards

Let me tell you a story about a man who had root. He /dev/nulled himself cause he was depressed. YUKYUKYUKYUKYUK I'M THE MOTHAFUCKIN JESTER, FOOLS. My name's Yorick. A fine fellow of ye olde fake shit factory on West Fuckwad St. Purveyor of jokes, jests, wit, wisdom, fried chicken, watermelons. Call this toll-free number now:

YUKYUKYUKYUKYUK! You should have seen the look on your face! You looked confused as all of Bedlam's Asylum, so you did. Piss off, Yorick. Apes! Millions of them, telling me to piss off! I'll urinate, alright. No, don't! HALP WE'RE DROWNING IN PISS HALP THROW US A LIFERAFT BLUBLUBLUB.

Zounds! It is Shakespeare! I must act like the skull in Hamlet! Nay, all I want you to do is smoke marijuana, Yorick, with me. Oh!... Yes, please....

3 Hours Later Alas poor Yorick! I blew him well. You sure... Wait, what? I MEANT KNEW HIM....hehe.... Shakes, are you alright? I'M A CAMEL NOW. LET'S FUCK PRESIDENT OBAMA AND THE POPE. CAMEL POWER!!! *zoop* It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Super Camel! With his Super Hump Powers! What are they? NOBODY CARES! NOBODY KNOWS!

I am God. Punch me in my celestial ballsack. Do it. I want to feel infinite pain! You won't trick me, Old Scratch! Hey hey hey it's Jesus! Hey hey hey it's the Pope. Woo bah doo woo dah boo. Magical wizard man. Gandalf the Gay. He sucked Dildo Baggins. Paddy the Irishman told me. No, Taffy the Welshman did it! Police! Robbery! Murder! Help the Teletubbies is on and I can't turn it off. MY TV IS POSSESSED SAHRABOGGOBLOOP SLEFNU TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL