Nirvana

Nirvana

Come as you are, as you were, as a mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido.. wait wrong song.

Nirvana was and is an heroine band created by A dude, A Foo Fighter, A Mr. Moustache, A Frances Farmer and a Kurt Cobain in 1945 in Seattle. They met in a dream caused by crack and all of them became friends until something blowed up.

Members

• Krist Novoselic- A magic wizard that just showed up to play the bass and then he was never seen again because he returned to his planet, He plays the bass and other fishes.
• Foo Fighter- Former member of the band "Dave Grohl". He is an foo fighter, hater, Destroyer, murder, etc. He hate foos and he is training everyday to kill all the foos in the world, He plays the xylophone.
• Kurt Cobain- A pretty dude, addicted to drugs and also an alien, He was the Singer of the group until his heart-shaped box full of chocolates exploded right in his face, all of this is Courtney's fault, He plays the saxophone and the vocal cords.
• Others- There was at least 100 members in Nirvana like an ape, a baby, Frances and Moustache, Floyd the Barber, Polly and Molly, a magic Angel, Mozart, An walking aunerysm and some dude named Pat Smears.

Albums

• Bitch (1945) The first album created by Nirvana, in that year Foo Fighter hadn't born yet so Mr. Moustache and a lot of Negative Creeps from Schools were playing the xylophone in his place.
• Smells like... Nevermind (1918) The most famous álbum by Nirvana, everything is thanks to a magic baby with magic powers that helped recording the album.
• Incest (2005) Talks about insects doing incest meanwhile they bath with insecticide after eating mexican seafood.
• I Hate Myself and Want to Die (7) All the songs are about an magic Angel/Fairy made with muscules and bacon and she teaches the band lessons like how to milk a cow.