Nun Surprise

I suppose you were looking for the Nun Surprise page, and here it is! This lovely recipe will tantalise anybody's tummy. You'll need:

Nun Bun

Ingredients

• Two nuns
• The one and only Nun Bun (see picture)
• 200g sugar
• 25 packs of puff pastry
• Holy water
• OPTIONAL: Your lovely, lovely mother

Instructions

1. Kidnap two nuns and your mother. Make sure they aren't from Tibet - we don't want them to be scorched!

2. Throw them into a large, very large bowl.

3. Throw the sugar over them. Only 200g, remember, otherwise the nun's will be licking the sugar!

4. Throw the holy water over them.

5. Now get the puff pastry. Roll the pastry out and carefully place the sheets over the nuns.

5a. WARNING: You are now suffocating the nuns. Be sure they have gone to sleep before doing this, otherwise they will run out from the pastry and they will kick you, probably.

6. Turn the oven to gas mark 6 (150 celsius for electric fan ovens). 7. Put the bake into the oven. Wait about 20 minutes and then take it out. 8. Get the nun bun to serve.

Alas! You have made one of Eimaj Yasmar's best recipes.

And remember kids! Jesus approves:

See Also

• Nuncyclopedia
• Holy Habits - Lingerie for Nuns