Official Headcrab

This article has been approved by Official Headcrab. It's approved by Great Leader for all innocent little headcrabs.

Official Headcrab is the President Great Leader of the United State of Evil Headcrab Invasion Mania. Great Leader is Great. Great Leader save the people Headcrabs of USEHIM. (lol acronym has meaning, I didn't mean that actually...) Great Leader invade Bad F*cked Up Doubleplusungood Evil Very Bad Shitty Bad Bad Bad Unfree Nonrepublic of Badness (or Ravenholm). Great Leader's enemy is Gorden Freeman, as he is evil messed up serial killer of nice normal innocent young headcrabs. Great Leader is GAWD. XD