Old Age

Old Age is an internal panic that occurs when someone finally realizes that they have actually hit an iceberg not just that the last carriage of their diesel train of thought has derailed. Again. For those who do not use a diesel train of thought see Train of Thought for alternate methods of thought transportation. Such phenomena are usually accompanied by feeling of loss, panic and train followed by a series of worrying gesticulations, bouts of an inexplicable urge to make copious quantities of tea, sudden concern of the welfare of any sporting paraphernalia that may or may not have been signed by major sporting figures and the feeling of loss when encountering a half open door. Such feelings must be ignored and all honey must be avoided, particularly honey produced by bees, for the effectiveness of the recovery of people suffering from Old Age.

Effects on History

It is believed that the dinosaurs may have died out due to the effects brought on by Old Age and that a considerable factor in their demise may have been their complete and utter disregard of the advice posted upon this database.

Other

Any person who writes anything even remotely pertaining to leather jackets upon this page can expect to be yelled at rather loudly (but not too loud as we do not wish to wake up the hyenas), dressed as a baobab tree and placed upon a limestone altar to be left until the limestone has completely eroded away. They will then be spoken to by the Aztec god, Quetzalcoatl about the error of their ways. Anybody who leaves the altar before it is completely eroded away will be booked (crushed by books).

"Leather ja- Oh phooey"

- The Last person who spoke of leather jac- (A series of pained choking noises followed by The Noise of An Angry Mob).

Trivia

• This phenomenon has little to nothing to do with the results of the passage of time on the human body and mind.
• The Goats shall rise! Then the Llamas shall rise! And so shall begin The Battle of Demsrey Hill.