Once upon a time

Normally followed by there was... normally followed by an (enter noun here)... normally followed by a verb in the past tense, which then ends the sentence unless there is a noun in the accusative or ablative case. Everything goes downhill from there. Oh AND it's in a story. Oh AND don't used it unless you have an unending urge to be stampeded by zebras. Oh ANNNNNNND I used 7 N's in that word. but uh, IDK how do people make such looooooong articles without copying and pasting?!?!?! or do they. Nooooooooooo oh come on, uh, Once upon a time there was a llama, his or her name was Jim, and he or she ate grass, like, every single day. It was pretty boring, so then he or she basically started to fart rainbows and it was thumbs up 10/10 - ign so YAY!