Onion rings

Give me those onion rings.
I want those onion rings.
So much cooler than Lord of the Rings.
They go well with chicken wings.

I got my onions and my deep fryer
I'm the seller, you're the buyer
Got the best onion rings in town
They're that perfect shade of brown
I got my onions and the peeler
I'll fry them with an electric eel or
Maybe flambé it with a flamethrower
Run them over once or twice with a lawn mower

Give me those onion rings.
I want those onion rings.
So much cooler than Lord of the Rings.
They go well with chicken wings.

Onions,
onions,
onions! They can't be beat
I'm selling all my onion rings down the street
All those people in their cars are like, "Get off the road!"
But I tackle those cars, onion rings = beast mode
The power of my onion rings you cannot deny,
Because they will stand up to Kentucky Fried
Onion rings are undoubtedly holy
As is the same with guacamole

Give me those onion rings.
I want those onion rings.
So much cooler than Lord of the Rings.
They go well with chicken wings.
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