Opeth

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“WHERE'D YOUR FREAKING GROWLS GO, MIKAEL!?”

~ Fans on Opeth's most recent albums

“THESE GUYS ARE POP STARS! THEY RUINED DEATH METAL!”

~ A death metal purist

Opeth is a prescription medication cocktail consisting of opioids, opium, crystal meth, and absinthe. It is also a Swedish cocktail of melodic slightly-blackened progressive neo-folk death metal with a bit of jazz thrown into the mix. Soul-sucking, isn't it?

The Selection[edit]

Here at the Opeth Pub and Brewery, we are world-renowned for our unique, bedazzling, and at times lethal cocktails consisting of exotic and unusual yet totally organic ingredients, all of which are utilized in relatively unorthodox ways to create our distinctive cocktails.

MORNINGRISE[edit]

MY ARMS, YOUR HEARSE[edit]

STILL LIFE[edit]

BLACKWATER PARK[edit]

GHOST REVERIES[edit]

HERITAGE[edit]

SORCERESS[edit]

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