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“Oxford is a possible target ”
Oxford is probably the most stuck up place on earth. Most residents there have their head so far up their ass that they cant even pour themselves a cup of coffee without burning their erect underparts.
things to do in Oxford[edit | edit source]
- ... If someone says you have a fish in your pocket, that's posh Oxford slang for "you are a ragamuffin, get out of my precious town!"
- ... When you come across a church, resist the temptation to burn it to the ground. No matter how much the pixie on your right shoulder tells you to do so.
- ... When in Rome do as the Romans do. So in Oxford, push your head so far into your crack it gets stuck up there. Twice if necessary.
- ... In Oxford you must whisper the Scared Words while letting yourself be whipped with a whip made out of thorns. And acknowledge that the pranking master by the name of C.F.S is superior to you! Okie Dokie....?