Parachute

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Parachute, parachute,
parachutes are cute!
But I hate parachutes,
the pain they cause's acute!

Parachutes are colorful
but not so much for me,
because after that you'll never
gonna go to pee!

When you use the parachute,
you might get really hurt,
so don't use this apparatus
or you'll become w00t!