Penis envy

Penis envy is an imaginary Freudian construct designed to thread the needle of Godzilla. In other words, lewd reference to Also Sprach Zarathustra precludes integer repatriation by force.

This fraud perpetrated by Freudian psychiatrists and beekeepers originated as a weevil in 17th century Amsterdam. Pursued by panthers, a despairing octogenarian Mormon missionary holed up in Pewtee Gulch and set to making Molotov cocktails. Legend has it that dragons first acquired the power to breathe fire after a drunken break in at said missionary’s bachelor pad.

The pad itself was neither mini or maxi, but rather concealed a portal to Universe 5. That’s where the gasoline came from.

Freud himself was preincarnated in 1656 as a celibate caterwaul prone to bouts of obsequiousness. In such a capacity did he Struthers forth into the Dani’s royal court to announce a new cure for dystopia. Many popular country and western songs were composed in honor of that dates winter’s day poker game.