Peter Pan

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Peter Pan[edit | edit source]

Childhood[edit | edit source]

Peter Pan is the child version of well-known Doctors Peters Capaldi and Davison,, known for not telling people his name. Peter Pan was an orphan, and his name was chosen because of him being born in a pan, and Peter, Latin for rock, because as he came out it was like squeezing out a rock. His mother died immediately after, but after getting bitten by a radioactive bird, Peter suddenly develops the power to fly and create more radioactive birds. He does so and calls them pixies.

Adolescence[edit | edit source]

After reaching the fantastic age of 12, Peter figures out how to teleport himself billions of light-years to reach stars. He teleports to a star, where he finds a land that reverses the tylomeric functions of his cells, effectively making him immortal. This effect is permanently embedded into his DNA. He kidnaps innocent children who wanna be jet like him, along with orphans who work in the tobacco/marijuana farms on the island.

Adulthood[edit | edit source]

Nonexistent. Except for when he turns into grouchy old Medicine Men.

Enemies[edit | edit source]

Captain Hooker is also on the island, and him and his band of scantily-dressed piratesses want to take over the marijuana farms so they can get high and do what the Captain was named after.