Pink Exploding Cloud Eating Unicorns

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Pink exploding cloud eating unicorns are creatures that live in Spongebob's pineapple home. They are also a breed of the rare unicorn. Generally, the average unicorn weighs one billion trillion quintillion tons, however, pink exploding cloud eating unicorns weigh minus 9 quintillion tons.

Hence the name, they eat clouds, explode, and are pink.

Personality[edit | edit source]

Pink exploding cloud eating unicorns like exploding, flying to the moon, licking the sun, and making cheese out of Venus.

They don't like opening their eyes as they are blind. In fact, most are born with their eyes closed.

They don't have any eyeballs.

They like listening to the news and exploding.

They have the possible genius level IQ of 9999.

They go to school during their first few seconds of birth and leave at their first few hours.

Appearance[edit | edit source]

Pink exploding cloud eating unicorns have afros on their mouths, gigantic noses, and super saiyan hair. They have a nose length of approximately 99832488 inches.

They have only their hind legs, and their legs are 9 quintillion miles long.

Crazy Diet[edit | edit source]

Pink exploding cloud eating unicorns usually eat grass, rotten cheese, zombies, bombs, flying headphones, and exploding nerf guns.

Weird Facts[edit | edit source]

They can be as old as 529059999999999999999999999999999999 years old. And that always happens.

They are immune to fear, anger, sadness, and pain.

They never get sick or injured.

THEY ARE IMMORTAL!

They have laws[edit | edit source]

No exploding when not allowed. When it's not allowed is when they are in school.

No human technology.

No running off cliffs, canyons, rivers, or skyscrapers.

No eating milk, meat, eggs, or any other animal product.

No eating each other.

Their life[edit | edit source]

Pink exploding cloud eating unicorns live similarly to humans.

They go to school, work, have houses just like humans, and cook for themselves.