Pizza lock

If you love it, chain it to a metal grate.

A pizza lock is a safety device used to prevent the theft of your beloved pizza.

While designed to be used primarily to lock up pizzas, in theory the device could be used to lock up any number of various foods and food items.

Things to consider

• Have you named your pizza?
• Are you a selfish eater?
• Is there ever such a thing as too much pepperoni?