Polygamy (science)

Extract from "The REAL Encylopedia"

Polygamy is one of the millions of fundemental forces in the universe. It is what powers all motor vehicles, except trains, which run on monogamy. Without Polygamy, none of the following would exist:

Greenhouse Gases:

Greenhouse Gases are heavy particulates in the upper atmosphere that reflect outgoing ultraviolet, infrared, and visible light radiation from Earth and thereby, like a greenhouse, keep the planet wet. Without greenhouse gases, the Earth's oceans would quickly evaporate and the regular gases would all eventually escape into space, due to Galactic Winds.

Galactic Winds:

Galactic Winds are ancient winds coming out of the center of the Milky Way Galaxy, and naturally blow things (such as stars and nebulae) away from the Supermassive Frigid Entity at the center. However, because of the Mirror-particle Channel that pervades the universe, stars and planets are kept in orbit around the galactic center, creating all galaxies' prominent spiral shape. Unfortuantely, nebulae don't have the same luck, and whenever they are formed via Gravitational Reversal in the nuclei of atoms (or the cores of stars) they are quickly swept away out of the galaxy, smashing into matter and leaving a "star trail" behind it. This occurs because of notorious Chromosome Entangling, which is also the cause of most genetic defects in the lesser apes.

Galaxy:

A galaxy is a group of around 100 stars and nebulae and planets that orbit the Galactic Center, which is always home to a Supermassive Frigid Entity. Galaxies may not orbit around each other, as they are subject to the following fundamental forces: 1. Gravity 2. Weak Force 3. Very Weak Force 4. Strong Force 6. Lock Force 10. Philotic Force 16. Brane-Waves 17. Electromagnetism 18. Dark Energy 19. Polygamy 21. Antimatter Fractals 26. Lightning Matter (a form of energy that converts into the Lock Force when inside a vacuum) 27. Antiorbitron Pervasion 28. Electron Mutation 29. Demosthene's Law 30. Obama's 501 Code 33. Physician's Phenomenon 35. Gray Matter Warping 70. Entropy 71. Entropy Negation (acts as an Anti-Entropy force) 72. Echolocation 102. McAfee's Law 105. Ion Hyperpolarization 555. Action Potential Freezing 679. Electrochemical Homeostasis 680. Gray Matter Superpositioning 1000. Dimensional Burning 1367. Gluon Disintegration 9999. Gravity Reversal The first four forces are natural to us, but the other million or so apply only under certain conditions. A few of those affect galaxies, while a host or more forces affect galaxy superclusters, and so on. The first fundamental principle of the universe is that: the larger or hotter the structure, the more forces that apply to it.

Apes:

An ape is a cephalapod with the ability to breath on-land and underwater. They are divided into three distinct main classes: the Great Apes, the Lesser Apes, and the Strange Apes.

The Great Apes have great strength and enormous intelligence, both of which easily surpass relative human levels. They tend to live in trees and bushes, but can also be found roaming the Savanahs of North America and Russia hunting Liods and Tigs. They normally reside in the Equatorial Redforests, where they live on a diet of Jaguars, Beans, Seaweed, Fish, Leaves, Red Tree Bark, Lipids, and Humans. Therefore, they have no need of social order or "convienient" reproduction because they have chosen to be assexual.

The Lesser Apes are small cephalapods that have evolved the ability to fly when the moon gets close enough to induce the rare fundamental force known as the "Lock Force." The Lock Force locks polarized entities in place (such as Lesser Apes) along Local Mirror-particle Channels and additionally keeps them from flying off into space by aligning and subsequently "locking" them into the Earth's unique above-ground Gravitational Lines. The Lesser Apes live off of berries and me merecats, but will eat anything (including each other) when necessary. They have a loosely-knit social order with a "King-Monkey", whose subjects are called "Little-Monkeys" and they give him food and worship him as a diety. Whenever the King-Monkey dies, the Little-Monkeys fall into disarray and chaos, resulting in huge population decreases and extended hibernation until another King-Monkey comes forth to reunite his Little-Monkeys. Also worth noting is that all the Lesser Apes are also assexual but don't care since they have virtually no genitals at all. A Lesser Ape reproduces when it grows too fat due to abundance of food, causing them to split apart into two smaller Lesser Apes.

The Strange Apes different and special and unique and super, by definition. They have brains that operate completely different from the other Apes in the Ape family. Whenever a neuron in their brain fires, the signal travels extraordinarily slow; however, they compensate for this by using their Gray Matter Warping "Utility" to slow down time so they can catch up. Very little else is known about Strange Apes or this "Strange" process, except that they live on a diet of feces and lungs from certain animals (all rodents, humans, particular Apes, and Tree Bears.)

Tree Bears:

Native to Antaustralia, Tree Bears are the result of ancient Grizly Bears cross-breeding with the extinct carnivorous "Big Bloody Tree" species, resulting in Bears that looked like Big Bloody Trees but also like Grizly Bears. They then evolved over time into more regular bears, but with World-shifting abilities allowing them dominance over all other bears. Tree Bears love Black Honey (made by the Black Cockroach) but usually eat people due to the rarity of the honey. They hate all other types of honey due to their metobalactic fusion cores being incompatible with pollen. As Cockroaches do not use pollen to make their famous Black Honey, Tree Bears exist in a symbiotic relationship with Cockroaches (they feed off of the leaves of Tree Bears and then kill themselves to make Black Honey.)