Power Strangers

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“They might of been amazing heroes. I'm not sure. I didn't talk to them.”

~ Anonymous

Introduction

The Power Strangers™ was a children's action series aimed at competing with the far more popular Power Rangers™. Instead of young teens, the group of heroes was made up of old men in suspiciously long and loosely wrapped trench coats. It was hoped that as well as entertaining children, Power Strangers would also teach them of the dangers of talking to strangers, however this plan backfired when kids reportedly began running up to shady old men in the street asking for autographs and crime fighting tips, resulting in many, many abductions. The show debuted In early 1995, but received poor ratings despite high critical acclaim. The series was cancelled just 8 seconds after its debut.

Episodes

The Power Strangers had -13.5 episodes, each consistentimg of 29 minutes of show, and 38 minutes of a cow. The first and only story arc was when a cowboy from the future traveled back in time and killed your mom. The Power Strangers had to fight him. To save you. In the -9.3 episode, The squatter in your basement guest starred.