Press Push To Pull
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Press Push To Pull is an ancient martial art based on only one single movement. A super secret potentially lethal movement. It's origins are shrouded in myth; some attribute it's beginnings to Pharoah Ramses as a means to defend against incursions by grumpy nonagenarians, others to Hammurabi during an opium dream. Either way, it is an extremely select and esteemed number of people, picked by a Master who is replaced every 6 years by ordeal of possum jerky.