Public relations

Pubic relations is a business which has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with propaganda. The two terms aren't even related. Nothing to see here, moving on. Look: we have established a fund to save dying kittens!!

Hey, you. Psst. Over here. Yeah, you. Ya' look like ya' can appreciate a good bargain, kid. I got the good stuff right here, ya' want some? I got it. Usually I pawn it off at twice the price I'm offerrin' to ya' now, kid. Ya' got a good head on yer shoulders, right? Well, better use it then. These bills ain't gonna pay themselves.