Public schools

Public schools are widely considered the place where creativity rots from the inside out, until it collapses in on itself in a stinking pile of bilge and fleshmeat. Public schools are often considered the second most dangerous gathering ground for kids, second only to hair salons and presidential conventions. Many unfortunate kids do not make it out with all ten fingers, while the more unfortunate are framed for murder.

Sometimes at night you can hear the souls of unfortunate students, the life leaving them from one too many tests. Fortunately, some of the more infatuated kids have formed a rebellion, focusing mainly on lasers and cheese. Three cheers for America!