Purple Cow

Purple cow was a cow that was born white with black patches all over it's bady, until one night, when all the cows, chickens, goats, sheep, ducks, sloths deer bears, fish farmer were all haveing a party. Now, this wasnt any NORML PARTY this was one of those party's where the farmer was involved.

If you don't know what happens when farm animals have a party with the farmer (obviously, you wouldn't know) The farmer gets a little, tipsy. What happens is this. The party starts normal, with the gazelle doin' DJ stuff, jammin' out to music. When all of a sudden, when one cow went over to get a cepsi-Cola, the cow noticed no Drink were be fond anywhere. He saw no one with a Coke, so he finally came to a conclusion that the farmer took all the Cokes.

This cow started freaking out. He then told all the other cows, and those cows went crazy. And then those cows told the chickens, and the chickens went crazy. And then, out of the blue (or should I say purple) A cow got harassed with purple ink.

THE END  ?

No. It's never the end.

                 ~ Some pooorly mde romance movie