Quentin Dupieux
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Early Life[edit | edit source]
When Quentin was a little boy, he wasn't a little boy. His mother said "My, haven't you grown". His eyes teared up as the abyss stretched out before him. He couldn't breathe. He couldn't die. The intangible wonderment of everything choked him into unconsciousness. Is God real? Am I alive? What AM I????????
Help me, Quentin. He was the one. Roll out the carpet. Don't swim.
I am him.
He went out to the big city in his fancy white pimp suit and he got like 300 jobs. He started work as an EDM producer by banging his head on a synthesiser. He then jerked his wiener off so hard it came through the computer screen. He launched MGS2 on an emulator and then went in first person mode so he could shoot his dick to death as Raiden. Thom Yorke then strangled him and he BECAME Raiden. The hentai girls comforted him an he fell back into the hedonistic void. When he emerged, he was a new man in a new world. Our world. Luckily, he had his pimp suit on and he had an inter-dimensional album transporter. With his dope tracks, he made a new era in EDM. Gone were the days of whacking out a track in 5 seconds. Now, it was 8.
In the hazy wonderland, Quentin's other self went on a journey as an honourable knight. He was son beaten to death by a bad Samaritan.
Discography[edit | edit source]
Early Discography[edit | edit source]
| Album Title | Year Released | Record Label |
|---|---|---|
| Destroy It All | 56 BC | Old SmackDonalds |
| BZP | 2001 | MurderDanceMurderAss |
| Wiggle | 2005.7 | Example Records |
| Rondo | 2003 | Dat Boi |
| The Love, The Ass, The Bitch, The Cunt, The Whore | 1997 | StormBoyz |
| Dunker | 2034 | Down in da Bunka |
Late Discography[edit | edit source]
| Album Title | Year Released | Record Label |
|---|---|---|
| Hazy Wonderland | 2098 | Purple Haze Records |
| Smokin' da blunt of nihilist philosophy | 2006 | GayLordAss |
| Drink Coca-Cola | 0 AD | bronchitis records. |
| Welcome to the titty-ass | 2049 | Love Records |
| Myst | 123 AD | Myst Fan Club |
| I ain't got nothin' | 2010 | Robot Recordings |
Later Life[edit | edit source]
Quentin went into hiding, made his three films (Right, Plastic and Dreams) and settled down with a waifu he has not revealed to the public. Speculation and rumour points to maybe a dragon maid but no evidence has been dredged up.
Death[edit | edit source]
Quentin died of a heart attack in 1131 at the ripe age of 97. He is 31 at the moment so we know that he won't die for a while yet. His corpse had a smile on its face.
Legacy[edit | edit source]
His three films inspired the movement known as Jerking off into the camera for three hours. Quentin has denounced this philosophy of film-making. Some speculate that Quentin might be Quentin the fuck-biscuit.