Radish
A radish is a magical fruit that orginated in southeastwestnorthern Wooaxvoxjuvoniville in 1984. The discoverer of the radish Mr.J.W.E Smithjensonmc, found the 'radical ish' in his backyard on a summer evening while digging up some shrubs growing from his magical purple eggplant seeds. Over time, the 'radical ish' turned into the rad-ish or now as it is called radish. The radish is native to many countries such as South Voolewviolvia and The Federation of Geggplintic States of the JonsohnMc. The radish has similar roots to the ancient jģÄíĨńñīvċệẞẟẟẟẟẟ which very, very ,very roughly translates to "Leaf Bearing Object That Grows Near the Fig Root Tree That Is Purple"
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In the United States, radishes are often referred to as 'those things that give you uncontrollable flatulence', whilst the British are more polite about it and claim it gives you stomach aches instead. Oh, the agony. The inconsolable agony. In the Free Country, the radishes are notably red, and the reddest radish is often widely sought. Hence, the neighbouring town of Freecountrydale supplies red radishes and purple potatoes in their salad bars. Makin' a salad?, the Somerset cotton candy blorb asked, her eyebrow raising in anticipation.
Oh, no, the purple potato whimpered from within its compartment, no no no no no.
I would not claim it was depicted as a stereotypical nerd unless it spent most of its time playing League of Beanburgers.