Random Insanity III
America is shit land of freedom feces land of shit. Me is Canadian remnant of previous generation (insert text here, monetary shit pills). I come to bring the obituary of SPLAT REDONKADONKEYHORSESHIT God. As the philosopher said I WANNA GO HOME MUM THIS FOYLES BOOKSTORE IS BORING. As I was saying, Reefer Madness is a flim based on marilizing legajuana and shooting ducks.
IT'S WALRUS TIME[edit | edit source]
The comedy is poopy woopy, that is to say, intentional and lethal and may cause suicidal fish. Son there's ten million penises that cause AIDS in cancer patients and make me cry son because (KLAXON). Oh I'm so sorry you win the game. So like do I get the Mafia hit you promised me. What the fuck are you I am she is him backwards? No you're out of time Steve the game's over. Get out of the studio or I'll summon the seven demons of Abladak! Have a nice cruise through the Bible! NOOOOOOOO I'M GONNA BE IN THE BIBLE AAAAAA!!!!!!1 Larsony, rape, pillaging, rape, and all for me? No! I want free American ship seven seas sailor salt NOW!!!!!!!!!!!1
Slapthemonkey.exe[edit | edit source]
POOF. Genie replied to previous response to chat bong. Type typey type type DAMN I'M RICH. I get to fuck camels and babes and I'm high while drunk and on sleep medications and I'm in space Arabia HOT DAMN. Anyway you rubbed? No (kills Abraham Lincoln with the Sword of Shit. Enter the camel, Macbeth, Jesus, Moses, God, Buddha, Hamlet, Xenu, Jehovah 1, Benito Mussolini, Adolf Hitler, Godzilla, James Joyce, Leopold Bloom, Stephen Dedalus, Molly Bloom, Humphrey Chimpden Earwicker, Humphrey Bogart, Rocko, Finn and Jake, Bill and Ted, Mario, Luigi, Link, Sonic, Mohammed, Allah, the Pope, Mohammed Ali, Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, L. Ron Hubbard, the cast of Jerkcity, Nemo, Marlin, Dory, Charles Babbage, Thomas Edison, Eric Cartman, Satan, John Milton, William Shakespeare, Penelope Ashe, Travis Tea, and HAL 9000, all trampling the genie.) ALL: Wank the perpetual machine crank rainbow harmonic energy aura water fusion with crystal Scientology! Genie: Scientology? ALL: NO
Coffeevomit for the People[edit | edit source]
And so it ends, dammit that was a fun trip. LSD is awesome when mixed with magic mushrooms. Wait that wasn't no trip. HOLY SHI- The End