Randy
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The interviewer leaned towards his notes, an air of disbelief escaping as he checked for any signs of weakness in Randy's seemingly impenetrable academic armour.
"So Randy, you've saved kittens and stayed awake in all your exams, but what do you think really qualifies you to do this job?"
POW!
"Well, not only will I bring experium to your company, but I'll eradicate your unwanted lolbag problem and introduce a new culture of intensitoring, decensity, honestism, flapjacks, punctualizing, directionates, careeritude and many many more made-up good sounding buzz words."
"What?"
"I'll work hard and won't join a union."
"Oh, well brilliant then. Welcome aboard."
POW!