Ranking Restaurants Part 1 Cause Illogicopedia Won't Let Me Make Long Articles
Today we're gonna be ranking five restaurants because Illogicopedia won't let me save long articles. First, we'll start with the worst restaurants.
Cook-Out[edit | edit source]
I cannot think of a single person who unironically likes Cook-Out. The hotdogs are almost always burnt, the hamburger patties are rubbery, and the Cheerwine is 80% wine and 0% cheer. The only good thing to get from here is the Oreo Milkshake.
TGI Fridays[edit | edit source]
TGI Fridays, where do I begin? First of all, the patties taste like alien meat.[1] Second of all, it doesn't even do anything for you if you order it on a Friday. Third, it just isn't good in general.
Hardee's[edit | edit source]
Okay, first of all... HARDEEZ NUTS! Second of all, this restaurant isn't that good.
Sonic[edit | edit source]
Okay, the food isn't that bad, but for a restaurant called Sonic, you'd expect them to go fast. Every time I order there, I end up waiting 69 minutes and 420 milliseconds just for a burger and a few nuggets. The nuggets aren't even good. They're just a bit rubbery and squishy.
Long John Silvers[edit | edit source]
If I searched up the amount of people that eat at Long John Silvers, I would get -1. Be honest, nobody goes here. Nobody likes this thing. This can't even be qualified as a restaurant. It's just an obstacle to get to the actual good restaurants like Applebee's and Texas Roadhouse.[2]