Rating EAS Alarms
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Good Cheezythical Morning! ...Or night... Or whatever time you goofy goobers might be reading this at. That's not the point though. The point is that we're rating EAS Alarms! For the "logical" people that don't know, EAS Alarms are little sirens that play whenever danger occurs. For the illogical people that don't know, EAS Alarms are funny sirens that tell you "Hey, there's danger here. Get out." Today, I'm gonna rank all of them. Argue over people's opinions in this article's talk page, and let's get into this.
The Rating[edit | edit source]
| EAS Alarm | My review | My rating |
|---|---|---|
| United States | Pretty basic, nothing really special. | 5/10 |
| Canada | I'd be running, but I'd be dancing at the same time. | 6/10 |
| Japan | THIS AIN'T SCARY AT ALL BRO | 8/10 |
| Australia | Sounds like an ambulance. | 5/10 |
| Israel | If I heard this, I'd piss my pants. | 4/10 |
| Saudi Arabia | Sounds like the beginning of a movie. | 5/10 |
| New Zealand | Australia's alarm but faster. | 6/10 |
| United Kingdom | Sounds like a ringtone. | 5/10 |
| Singapore | It's like a wolf howled in front of a microphone. | 6/10 |
| Malaysia | Running. Crying. Crapping my pants. | 3/10 |
| Mexico | Sounds like me after I stub my toe. | 7/10 |
| Norway | Sounds like a very big bus. | 5/10 |
| Finland | Groovy morse code. | 8/10 |
| India | It's like you won Super Mario. | 8/10 |
| Argentina | A siren mixed with a baby crying. | 4/10 |
| Netherlands | Moving out of Netherlands if I heard this. | 5/10 |
There we go! That's the list. Maybe I'll make a part two, but who knows. Bye now, and stay tuned for more Good Cheezythical Morning!