Red crested gnome-of-paradise
Like, shit man. Did I really just get laid by a Red fucking crested gnome-of-paradise?
The red crested gnome-of-paradise is a now extinct species of gnome which, while extinct, has seen a huge boom of population growth over the past few decades. Although many sightings have been recorded in recent history, these must be discredited because the recorders of these sightings were blazed out of their minds.
History[edit | edit source]
During the last Ice age, a dark period of anarchy and no income tax, the evolutional divergence of The gnome genus occurred as a direct result of the schism between sick pranks yo and the more radical dank pranks yo. Thus, the red crested Gnome of Paradise was born amid showers of mayo and erotic moaning. They have been known as tricksters and perpetrators of sick pranks yo.