Reet Bed

He watches from room 3. Do not engage unless you want his hot nuts, which would honestly be pretty gay bro.

Origin

In Niloc's bedroom was a wall. Not one, not two, not three, but a wall. A wall. A Big wall but not enough for computer chicken breast people to visit at their leisure and enjoy a fine glass of shit chicken it a pee glass. Yeah. So don't mess with an angry gazelle who called dibs on the last healthy ethiopian child. He said why do a keyboard smash when you can just walk down to the local dinosaur comvention and poop on a linen barrel then proceed to sexualize women? I mean yeah but if broski doesn't wanna do it then no way the tree eater will accept your pathetic victim centered ideology. All of these events took place long before Reet Bed was conceived but the knowledge of said events is important if you wish to understand him.

Hot Nuts

Hot nuts. Hot ow ow ow ow it burns FUCK FUCK OW IT BRUNS OWIE OWIE. God damn bro I get that some people like these hot nuts but these hot nuts are hot and they're nuts. HOT NUTS. FUCKING OW

My nuts, hot nuts. It burns please someone get water now for my fat fucking nuts

Effect of hot nuts

Hot nuts had negative effects on the poor sakul and up to this point the shit chicken hadn't left the pee glass, which was indeed a miracle brought about by the gods of liters and miles. But what about his fetus? Hot nuts did not care. Hot nut needn't give two poopies for it's fetus was in fact the factor of mass deletus, causing the start of the holding of breath, the slow transition from sakul to Reet Bed.

Mmmmmmmm hot nut

The Transition

Normally he wasn't so red but from hot nuts came a warmer color to sakul. In that case, shoudn't orange juice be outlawed in homosexual cities such as Australia? No argument there, as the branded horse talks to my mom as bedtime approaches for gone road and a fucking huge fox up me. Up me. By the end was hair paling in comparison to his visage. Michael I swear I'm doing work. GodDAMIT.

The Result

Importance? What do you think? The only reason you're alive right now is cause Reet Bed is feeling sleepy. So be grateful. This realm is impermanent and ever vulnerable to forces outside human and homosexual control. With Reet Bed comes pop tart mania and ultimately the fall of organized religion and sex trafficking cults around bulgaria. Pull it out before we have a downy kid. Kid