Riff-Raff

Fetch the cobweb from the back of the throat, there was an old lady who swallowed a fly. A fly baked in asbestos over a bunsen burner. Perhaps she'll die. Perhaps she'll get diarhea.

Love vs. Diarhea?

Somebody once made a comparison between loneliness and diarhea. It didn't make much sense. It probably only makes sense when your brain is floating in a toilet bowl.

Staring at a square, all the livelong day

With occasional pauses to stare at triangle. With occasional (meno)pauses to stare at triangle.

Anyway, on to the topic of this artikle: Riff-Raff. The Riff-Raff is a rare cousin of the Giraffe. Riff-Raffs are highly endangered. In fact, they don't exist at all. They only exist in this article. If this article was deleted, they'd be extinct.

This reminds me of a kitchen appliance I once brutally raped

I was covered with a black cloth. It was deemed unsuitable for viewing. The elevator that carried me a total of four feet.

Or was it.

SHOEHORN

I'm on a roll...but goodness knows...(dramatic backing vocalists). Red, white, red, white. And so it goes.

A brief voyage into the realm of the cliche (note for future editors: please put apicture of a cliche on a piece of paper next to this one, in the event that it is ever printed {Population explosion! Riff-Raff expansion! Global warming!}

Insert A: Image of crayon up the nose of Ron Paul

A waterproof crayon. Taking pictures of the inside of Ron Paul's nose! Broadcast during the closing credits!

Kangaroo? But....but...but....whatever happened to my prime source of knowledge?

. . . . . . .

I was going to write some sort of profound statement here.

. . .

. .

. .

Cataclysmic event; walnut

Immerse yourself in the pan )of course(

Insert B: A short story with no moral (condemnity international)

A man wearing chopines at the bottom of a well.

....ALL you need in life is a roof over your head. If you don't get one, there's always the lid of a...coffin? Or a coffee mud, if you can fit inside one. Or both. They're essentially the same thing, aren't they?

Riff-Raff hunters, assemble! Bring forth your biggest guns that can fit in your lidded suitcases, and shine up your future trophy sweaters!

Sitting Sideways At Chinese Buffets

If you eat the orange sezchwan chicken with the peanuts, then your already lost.