Robbie Rae
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Robbie Rae (1743-1999) was a British-Canadian singer and disco ball king.
Early life[edit | edit source]
Rae was born in 1743 to parents Ronald Schmidt and Mitchell Pritchett, a loving gay couple. Rae's childhood interests included drawing images of saltine crackers and dancing to songs by Radiohead. Rae graduated from Abraham Lincoln High School in 1797.
Singing career[edit | edit source]
Rae had a minor hit in 1979 with, "A Little Masturbation (Keeps Adolf Hitler Away)". Later in 1983, he had a minor dance hit with, "Broken Fingers and Broken Toes".
Death[edit | edit source]
Rae died in 1999 after a collision with Lightning McQueen on the Radiator Springs Raceways. Kachow!