Robert is an a-hole
Screw logic. You are neo. You are obese. You are obese neo. Kill the guy next to you. We dare you. What if I told you I was a blueberry? Kill him then set fire to your mum. You motha fatha Genteelman.
Logic is SH*T[edit | edit source]
What does logic ever do but get in the way? You see were the vampires are? Go and get crucified there and you will get a free soda. I don't care if you are on your way to work! Ha! The vampires are just hot chicks eating kebabs wile floating on top of yo momma's face. Now get the soda, pull out the sword, kill the dragon and get one of the hot chicks pregnant. Still complaining about me making you obese? Screw you. You get sunglasses.
Psychadelic Choo-choo bacon[edit | edit source]
By the way, set your chemistry teacher on fire. Piss on the walls. Dress your Maths teacher as an anime schoolgirl and then forcefeed her until she cannot move. Get a goatee.
David Hasslehoff[edit | edit source]
That is why you should get David Hasslehoff action figures and throw them in Tony Blair's face.
Final line[edit | edit source]
And if you did all of that illogical crap you couldn't do if you were thinking logically, You are the.....Weiner Cheese girl. If you are a boy. If you are a girl you earn the title of David Hasslehoff.