Rocky Balboa

Rocky Balboa is a moron who decided to beat up other men for monetary and fame purposes. Some morons try to say this was just a movie starring Sylvester Stallone, but that's just a lie. Balboa began his bouts in MCMLXXIII so he could be condoned to an eternal Liberal death due to his abuse of his fists. He also loves the Satanic peanut butter and is fond of puppies that smell like cat. Balboa also made it to the Soviet Union to beat their machine, thus proving Balboa is a closet Communist (he lost)!!!! He also took on Ivan Drago, a Soviet monster partaking of the beating of V year old Boys and Girls for supper money.