Romantic dreams

“An evil conspiracy invented by George Soros and the Tides Foundation, along with Obama's cabinet czars and Barney Fran. Mitt Romney also implemented them to destroy the moral fabric of the United States of America. What is this, Communist Russia? How can you disagree with me? I'm right on this one!”

~ Glennn Beck

Hello, America. Your humble correspondent Glenn Beck now on GBTV, with another threat to the American moral fabric.

This article is burly men unfolding umbrellas.   Maybe you should help it on its way.