Romeo and Juliet and the Old Homeless Man Under the Bridge
Romeo and Juliet and the Old Homeless Man Under the Bridge[edit | edit source]
This is an original masterpiece.
Story begins...
Romeo and Juliet had fallen madly in love. Not to say that they were mad at each other, by all means! Anyways, as they were heading towards the Juniper Subway Station, (they lived on the Montreal peninsula) they had to pass by Yungun's Bridge. This was normally no problem, but as I forgot to mention earlier, it was night time.
Just as Romeo was about to step into the shadows of the bridge, an old man jumped in front of him with amazing agility! "Ken ya spar me some change, sonnie?" he said. Juliet screeched, she was the screeching type. Romeo sneered at the old man and said, "Sure, here you go." And handed the oldster a wooden nickel. He shoved the old man aside, and he tripped and fell into a mailbox, while the couple continued on their way. The old man's eyes glowed a deep orange as he swore revenge...
Romeo and Juliet made it to the subway, and rode it towards Lexington. As it was crossing New Dexter Gigalanth Rodeo Bridge, Satan himself grabbed the subway and ate it whole.
Moral: Respect your elders!