RuneScape Poem

I like playing RuneScape,

I play it every day

Apparently I fail at life

Well, that's what people say

I'm Level 97

With 99 Attack

And if you say anything mean

Your account, I shall hack

If I see a n00b ask

For lots of st00f that's phr33

I'll show him my full dragon

And he'll stop bothering me

People say I should quit this game

"That guy plays RuneScape, look!"

Well I will play until I die

So my balls you shall suck.

I don't care if I don't get laid

I don't care if I get fat

'Cause I just got 99 Summoning

Now I can summon bats.

I just got banned for hacking

I can't play RuneScape now

Well I don't even give a s**t

I guess I'll go play WoW.