SEPPY? ARE YOU THERE?

This article is quoted from a chatroom somewhere.

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[20:21] <PiddlerOfTrouser> IS ANYONE ACKSHULLY ON RIGHT NOW?!!
[20:21] <PiddlerOfTrouser> NOPE
[20:21] <PiddlerOfTrouser> I BET NOT
[20:21] <PiddlerOfTrouser> i
[20:21] <PiddlerOfTrouser> bet
[20:21] <PiddlerOfTrouser> NOT!!!
[20:21] <PiddlerOfTrouser> ..
[20:21] <PiddlerOfTrouser> .
[20:21] <PiddlerOfTrouser> ...................................
[20:22] <PiddlerOfTrouser> anyone?
[20:22] <PiddlerOfTrouser> sure is lonely here....
[20:22] <PiddlerOfTrouser> uh..
[20:22] <PiddlerOfTrouser> SEPPY NOTICE MEH!
[20:22] <PiddlerOfTrouser> I KNOW YOU'RE ON RIGHT NOW!
[20:22] <PiddlerOfTrouser> ......
[20:22] <PiddlerOfTrouser> .
[20:22] <@Seppy> oooh, what's this over here
[20:22] <PiddlerOfTrouser> ..
[20:22] <PiddlerOfTrouser> OMG HI SEPPY
[20:23] <@Seppy> ITS A BOWL OF SOUP, IT'S SO AMAZING
[20:23] <PiddlerOfTrouser> I KNOW RIGHT
[20:23] * Seppy dunks PiddlerOfTrouser into chicken broth
[20:23] <PiddlerOfTrouser> D'awww,
[20:23] <PiddlerOfTrouser> so,
[20:23] <PiddlerOfTrouser> uh,
[20:23] <PiddlerOfTrouser> I heard you're liek, the best or whatever
[20:23] <PiddlerOfTrouser> idk
[20:24] <PiddlerOfTrouser> liek, are you tho?
[20:25] <PiddlerOfTrouser> and why do i keep misspelling
[20:25] <PiddlerOfTrouser> "liek"?
[20:26] <@Seppy> presumably your fingers keep getting lost on the keyboard
[20:26] <@Seppy> it's adorable
[20:26] <PiddlerOfTrouser> Why thank you.
[20:27] <PiddlerOfTrouser> So... uh....
[20:27] <PiddlerOfTrouser> the weather, eh?
[20:28] <@Seppy> how very british
[20:28] <PiddlerOfTrouser> Also four dimensional donuts.
[20:30] <@Seppy> did you know, donuts were invented in berlin.
[20:31] <PiddlerOfTrouser> NO THEY WERE INVENTED IN UMBRELLISTAN
[20:31] <PiddlerOfTrouser> READ ALL ABOUT IT
[20:35] <PiddlerOfTrouser> seppy....?
[20:35] <PiddlerOfTrouser> OH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE
[20:36] <PiddlerOfTrouser> SEPPYYYYYYY
[20:37] <@Seppy> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berliner_(doughnut)
[20:37] <PiddlerOfTrouser> oh
[20:38] <PiddlerOfTrouser> YAY I DIDN'T KILL YOU
[20:42] <PiddlerOfTrouser> right?

To be continued...