Samuel slater

I smear shaving cream on the keys of my keyboard.

I smear shaving cream on the keys of my keyboard.

There is vaseline everywhere. There is vaseline everywhere.

Is it supposed to smell like cheese?

I saw my neighbor eating lawn clippings and asked to borrow his razor.

I saw my neighbor with binoculars looking at his computer and then at the sun

I saw my neighbor with tweezers and binoculars staring at himself in a mirror and a sun.

I turned the volume all the way up on my television, then turned it off

I turned the volume all the way up on my television, then turned it off

I bury books after I finish reading them

Is it supposed to smell like cheese?