Samurai

This is a Samurai. Just kidding.

Samurai are Samurai. (Also known as Samurai).

They are Samurai.

What is a Samurai?

A Samurai is a land-dwelling amphibian that dwells in the sea. It eats lobsters, kittens, snake earlobes and turtle wings.

It is a Samurai.

Conclusion

Noodles.