Sand

What is sand? Baby, don't hurt me.

DON'T HURT ME. NO MO'.

so, about sand

Incisions are itchy! WHY. WHYYYYYYYYYYY

It's cool whip. Not chool hwhip. Or pool sip.

I mean, who drinks pool water? WHAT IF SOMEONE PEED IN IT.

That's just nasty.

This is why Vicodin can be bad if you take 30 pills of it at once

Wait, why would you even do that?

That's...that's terrible!

falling sand

It gets in your eyes. Avoid! AVOID! DUCK AND COVER, MEN

IT'S RAINING SAND

HALLELUJAH

IT'S RAINING SAND!

AMEN!