Satan's minion

Satan's minion is an accidental misspelling of Stan's onion. Christians are often confused because a minion is a gathering of ten Jewish men for prayer, and Satan is that dude what makes them do bad stuff sometimes. Therefore, the Spinach Imposition was enacted in 1405 by King Charles of Lupineburghe. All citizens were required to have Popeye forearms and affect the speech of a stroke victim.

Gentlemen sent the phone spiders to those nasty telecommunicators.