Sayings
As I regret that I have but one life to give for this country, I have chosen to not count my chickens before they hatch and write an article about sayings.
History (is bunk)[edit | edit source]
Sayings, to beat around the bush, were invented four score and seven years ago when Bob Saying took one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. Many unliked his sayings, but he chose to speak softly and carry a big stick and told them to take a chill pill. Since if you build it they will come, he tried to improve the public’s attitude by becoming a genius with one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. However, it was all for naught. He knew that he who travels fastest travels alone. And if at first you don’t succeed, try try again. However, united we stand, divided we fall, and so Saying’s fate was written upon the wall.
And that was the way the cookie crumbled. Bob knew that knowledge is power, but life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.
Sayings Today (is life-the only life you are sure of)[edit | edit source]
Today, we need to blow off some steam. Some of us need to think, therefore I am. Use sayings to stop crying over spilled milk, stop splitting hairs, stop burning bridges, and go ahead, make my day.
No one, as they count their chickens before they hatch,* says sayings. Please, before you become the straw that breaks the camels back.
*I know, I already used this one. But stop splitting hairs.*
*Oops, I used this one too. But please, don’t make a mountain out of a molehill.
Conclusion (to jump to)[edit | edit source]
Why are you jumping to conclusions?