In this article I will attempt to scare you.
For this to work you must follow all the instructions very carefully.
If after this your not scared.... uh.... die.
Task: Jump off your house and scream.
Go do that and tell me your not scared.
I dare you.
Task: Eat your own face.
Wait that's not scary.... uh...
Task: Look at this image for two hours.
Haha you jumped at some little text.