Scottish people
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Well, Scottish people are hairy people that lives in Scotland. They might look like Australian in dresses, but they are simply people high on crack.
History[edit | edit source]
Scottish History goes a bit like this...
- Scottish people goes into Scotland and started chucking things.
- Then they got pissed off by the Romans and they kicked their asses.
- Then they got pissed off by the Vikings and they kicked their asses.
- Then they got pissed off by the Saxons and Normans and they kicked their asses.
- Then they got pissed off by the English and Irish and they kicked their asses.
- Then they got pissed off by the Nazis and they kicked their asses
- Then they got pissed off by the UN and they kicked their asses.
So, you see, that's why no arsehole bothered to colonize Scotland
Culture[edit | edit source]
Haggis
Ah yes, the horrible Haggis. The stuff made of maggoty lamb bits. Yet the Scottish managed to survive off it. They even started a Haggis-eating contest, even though that shit is outlawed.
Chuckin
Chuckin' appears to be the only sport in the entire Scotland. One simply grabs a sheep/goat/cow/whatever bull-crap and chuck it in a random pool. The kids panics and screams, then are crushed by the sheep/goat/cow/whatever bull-crap. That's possibly why the Loch Less Monster went extinct.
Kilts, Bagpipes and Sporrans
Decorative things for the Scottish
Goats
The Scots stuff goats into troll's arses so they look like Gollum when they come out a decade later.