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Screwdrivers are, like, cool enough. They rank #52 on my cool list. I dunno. I mean, like, they do stuff, that's kinda cool. So, uh y'wanna know about screwdrivers? Well, they originated from Umbrellistan, which is no surprise, because Umbrellistan invented everything, ever, anywhere, anytime, free refills 24/7. So, uh, mostly it is used to shut up Fig Newtons, among other things that were found in a swimming pool full of tepid waffles. Oh, and it's #52 on my cool list. #recursion