Screwdriver

Screwdrivers are, like, cool enough. They rank #52 on my cool list. I dunno. I mean, like, they do stuff, that's kinda cool. So, uh y'wanna know about screwdrivers? Well, they originated from Umbrellistan, which is no surprise, because Umbrellistan invented everything, ever, anywhere, anytime, free refills 24/7. So, uh, mostly it is used to shut up Fig Newtons, among other things that were found in a swimming pool full of tepid waffles. Oh, and it's #52 on my cool list. #recursion

Maneuvering

Using a screwdriver, I can disassemble a few limbs and make my hitbox smaller. Then I can go around and phase in and out of surfaces for the free refills. I also occasionally clip through other people's models to see who has a neutrino bomb within them and become a national hero. The texture flickering issues got insane though, I won't be doing this screwdriver again!